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Ultimate Presidential Death Match - A Political Idea That Even Chuck Norris Would Love

We have this political system all wrong. We want entertainment and not policy! No one has time for boring talk about things like fiscal responsibility, real changes to immigration, or even interest rates and education.  But we aren't taking this far enough. So this is what I propose: A Death Match to the Presidency The premise is simple. We take a handful of our strongest and smartest and throw them into an arena Hunger Games style. Last man or woman standing gets to be president. Too easy? Only the strongest will win? Well, what if the only weapons were a pile of Q Tips in a bowl? Now we have a chance to really see what these candidates are made of. I mean, really, who could kill someone with a Q Tip ? And you would have to figure out things like shelter and how you would survive in what most likely would be a long, long arduous process.  And for fun, maybe one of the candidates has contracted Ebola . Unfair advantage? Well, maybe, but as long as the candi...